Chortles has a magnificent garden, but he won't stop cracking terrible jokes. The secret to his garden's success is Cecil Cocoadile's tears. His trick for getting Cecil to cry is by telling his lame jokes. They're so bad it actually makes both Tina and Teddington Twingersnap agree, and Cecil laughs himself to tears.
- Roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but not this one!